Thursday, May 7, 2009

HOW TO FIX FINANCIAL CRISIS NOW

I realize this is a joke, but it will never happen, because it actually makes sense! And Heaven forbid Congress does anything that makes sense........

Somebody send it to the prez!

Dear Mr. President,

Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations if they are citizens:

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis fixed.

All National financial problems fixed!!!



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