DO YOU AGREE???????

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND
TO THE
REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH
LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

I was asked to send this on if I agree, or delete if I don't. What do
you
think about this?

It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a
very
hard time understanding why there is such a mess about having "In God
We
Trust" on our money and having God in the Pledge of Allegiance.

If you agree, pass this on, if not delete. . ..

I AGREE!!!!

WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN

'Thank you Lord, for giving me the ability to share this message and for giving me so many wonderful people to share it with.



WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN
(This is one of the nicest e-mails I have seen and is so thought-provoking. Worth the read...honestly!!!)


I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, 'This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received.'


I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.


Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.

The angel then said to me, 'This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them. 'I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth.


Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station. To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing. 'This is the Acknowledgment Section,' my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed 'How is it that there is no work going on here?' I asked.


'So sad,' the angel sighed. 'After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments.'

'How does one acknowledge God's blessings?' I asked.


'Simple,' the angel answered. Just say, 'Thank you, Lord.'


'What blessings should they acknowledge?' I asked.


'If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the worlds wealthy.'


'And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity.'


'If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... you are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day.'


'If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation ... you are ahead of 700 million people in the world.'


'If you can attend a church without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world.'


'If your parents are still alive…. and are still married, .. You are very rare.'


'If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you're unique to all those in doubt and despair.'


Ok, what now? How can I start?

If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all.

Have a good day, count your blessings, and if you want, pass this along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are.


ATTN:

Acknowledge Dept.: 'Thank you Lord, for giving me the ability to share this message and for giving me so many wonderful people to share it with.'

If you have read this far, and are thankful for all that you have been blessed with, how can you not send it on???? I thank God for everything, especially all my family and friends!!

Blessings with love
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´

WHAT A WAKEUP AMERICA/A MUST READ

DEAR GOD:
Why Didn't you save the Children at?
Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/1996
Bethel Alaska 2/19/1997
Pearl, Mississippi 10/10/1997
West Paducah Kentucy 12/1/1997
Stamo, Arkansas 12/15/1997
Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/4/1998
Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/1998
Fayettville, Tennessee 5/19/1998
Springfield, Oregon 5/21/1998
Richnond, Virginia 6/15/1998
Littleton, Colorado 4/20/1999
Conyers, Georga 5/20/1999
Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/1999
Deming, New Mexico 11/19/1999
Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/1999
Santee, California 3/5/2001
El Cajon, California 3/22/2001
Blacksburg, Virginia 4/16/2007
Sincerly,
Concerned Student

__________________________________________________________________

Reply:

Dear Concerned Student:
Sorry,
I Am Not Allowed In Schools
Sincerely,
GOD

________________________________________________________

How did this get started?
_______________________________

Let's see,
I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare cxomplained
She didn't want any prayer in our schools

And we said OK
____________________

Then someone said you better not:
Read the BIBLE in school
the BIBLE that says
''Thou shalt not kill
Thou shalt not steal
and LOVE tour neighbors as yourself''
And we said OK
________________________________
Dr. Benjamen Spock said
We shouldn't spank our children
when they misbehave
because their little personalities
would be warped and we might damage teir self-esteem

And we said
An expert should know what he is talking about
So we won't spank them anymore
____________________________________________
Then someone said
Teachers and prinipals better not
Disipline our children when they misbehave.
And the school administrators said
No faculty member in this school
Better not touch a student when they misbehave
because we don't want any bad publicity,
and we surely don't want to be sued

And we accepted their reasoning
__________________________________________________________________________________
Then someone said
Let's let our daughters have abortions if they want
And they won't even have to tell their parents

And we said that's a good idea
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Then some wise school board member said,
Since boys will be boys
and theyr'e going to do it anyway,
let's give our sons all the condoms they want,
So they can have all the fun they desire,
And we won't have to tell their parents they got them at school

And we said that's another great idea
____________________________________________________________________________________
Then some of our top afficials said
It doesn't matter what we do in private as long as we do our jobs

And we said
It doesn't mater what anybody, including the President
Does in private as long as we have jobs and the ecoomy is good
_____________________________________________________________________________________
And someone else took that appreciation a step further
And published pictures of nude children
And then stepped further by
Making them avaikable on the internet

And we said everyone's entitled to free speech
_____________________________________________________________________________________
And the entertainment industry said,
Let's make TV shows and movies that promote
Profanity, violence and illicit sex
And let's record music that encourages
Rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes

And we said
It's just entertainment
And it has no adverse effect
And nobody takes it seriously anyway
So go right ahead
_____________________________________________________________________________________
NOW WE'RE ASKING OURSELVES
WHY OUR CHILDREN HAVE NO CONSCIENCE
WHY THEY DON'T KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG
AND WHY IT DOESN'T BOTHER THEM TO
KILL STRANGERS, CLASSMATES OR EVEN THEMSELVES
_____________________________________________________________________________________ UNDOUBTEDLY
IF WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT LONG AND HARD ENOUGH,
WE COULD FIGURE IT OUT
I'M SURE IT HAS A GREAT DEAL TO DO WITH

WE REAP WHAT WE SOW
_____________________________________________________________________________________

PASS IT ON
IF YOU THINK IT HAS MERIT!!!!
IF NOT THEN JUST DISCARD IT
BUT IF YOU DISCARD THIS THOUGHT PROCESS
THEN DON'T YOU DARE SIT BACK AND COMPLAIN ABOUT
WHAT BAD SHAPE THIS COUNTRY IS IN

WHY IS IT OUR CHILDREN CAN NOT READ A BIBLE IN SCHOOL, BUT THOSE IN
PRISON CAN.

A TAX POEM

At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
Taxe s drove me to my doom...'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax..
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food=2 0License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recu rring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility T axes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax


STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class=2 0in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians!' And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!!
GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN !!!!!!

I THINK YOU WILL LIKE THIS ONE

OH Heck Yes !!!
Love This Comeback
One of my sons serves in the military.. He is still stateside, here in
California . He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming
people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how
people
shake their hands and thank them for being willing to serve and fight for
not only our own freedoms, but so that others may have them also.

But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at
yesterday on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several
people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha.
He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S.
Flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock The cashier reached up and
touched the pin, and=2 0said proudly, 'Yes, I always wear it and probably
always will.'
The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop
bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.
A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward. Putting his arm around
my son's shoulders and nodding towards my son, he said in a calm and
gentle
voice to the Iraqi woman:
'Lady, hundreds of thousands of men and women like this young man have
fought and died so that YOU could stand here, in MY country and accuse a
check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that had you
been this outspoken in YOUR own country, we wouldn't need to be there
today. But, hey, if you have now learned how to speak out so loudly and
clearly, I'll gladly buy you a ticket and pay your way back to Iraq so you
can straighten out the mess in YOUR country that you are obviously here in
MY country to avoid.

Everyone within hearing distance Cheered!

IF YOU AGREE____ Pass this on to all your proud American friends.
I just did

GUN CONTROL

Shooting in Butte, Montana

Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders :

Butte, Montana November 5, 2007

Two illegal aliens, Raphael Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.

It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.

Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.

When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.

Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, & MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news........an 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home and herself.... ..against two murderous, illegal aliens .......and she wins, she is still alive.

Now that is Gun Control!

Thought for the day:

Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist' -Amen

THERE IS TRUTH TO THIS

This is great. I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no
other race is.

Proud to be White - Michael Richard s makes his point...

Michael Richard s better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good
point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in
his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points...

Someone finally said it... How many are actually paying attention to this?
There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab
Americans, etc. And then here are just Americans.

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White
boy,' 'Cracker, ' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman' ... And that's OK.

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey,
Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a
lot of violence against you... So why are the ghettos the most dangerous
places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You
have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have the NAACP. You have BET... If we had WET
(White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists..

If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists. If we had White
History Month, we'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR, lives we'd be
racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and
then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that??

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any
color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships. You
know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US . Yet if there
were 'White colleges' That would be a racist college..

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race
and rights.

If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, an d you're not afraid
to announce it.

But when we announce our white pride, you call us racist!

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer
shoots a black or Latino gang member or beats up a black or Latino drug-dealer running from the
law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud... But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists?

There is nothing improper about this e-mail.

Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on. I sadly don't think
many will. That's why we have lost most of OUR RIGHTS in this country. We
won't stand up for ourselves!

BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!

It's not a crime yet ... But getting real close!

MY COMPUTER THE BEAST

I know I said that I update every Monday, Wensday, and Friday. It is still Monday. My computer is a DELL XPS 420, it has a 1 terrabyt hard drive, 8 gigs of RAM, BOSE speakers, CD DVD and BLU-RAY player and writer for all three. It is also BLUE-TOOTH capable. Wireless keyboard and mouse, 24 inch wide sdreen flat panel Monitor, 6 megapixel webcam, Kodak ESP 9 copier, scanner, printer, and Fax all in one, and SKYPE headphone and Mic, now do you see why I call it THE BEAST. I am a computer novice, but I bought it anyway. My good friend Dwayne lives across the street and helps me out a lot. Check him out @DWAYNE REAVES DOT COM. I bought it in hopes of making some money from it. Blogging is a way to make money, but you have to beonline and posting reguarly for 3 months before you can start making money. Well that's not exactly true, I have some ANAZON adds on my site, if you ckick on one of those and buy I get 4% of the sale. If you click on one of my google ads I get a few cents per click, but that had to add up to a hungred dollars before they pay. So click on my AMAZON adds and buy a book or cd, click on my google ads juswt to check them out. Thank you for reading my blog and tell everyone you know to check it out also. I need all the hits that I can get. The more hits , the more money down the line. Like I said thanks for reading and have a GREAT and BLESSED DAT.Untill next time

A LITTLE ABOUT ME

Hi. My name is Johnnie Holt and I live in Roxboro North Carolina, it is a small town in north central N.C. I am 52, 5'6'' and weigh 175lbs. I am recently divorced HOOOOOORAAAAAY. I am now back on the market and free now, so if any of you lady's are interested just drop me a line at holt20042004@yahoo.com, I will respond to all. I am a Vietnam Vet., All of my blog posts may not be exactly in my own words, but I do agree with them 100%, and they are my opinions. If you agree with me that is fine, if mot that is fine also, tell me yours. Opinions are just like buttholes, everyone has one. I am an AMERICAN and proud of it, I am WHITE and proud of it, I am a VET and proud of it, I am a BORN AGAIN CHRISTAIN and proud of it, I am from the SOUTH and proud of it, and I AM NOT A RACIST and proud of it. I do not blog about any one thing, I blog about my belief in GOD, current events, being an American, and I try to add a little humor too, so I guess you could call my blog a mixed bag. I just thought you might like to know a little about me. If you would like to know anything else just ask. You have my email, or you can comment I answer all. I also update every Monday, Wensday, and Friday.

YOU GOTTA LOVE THE SOUTH

Tennessee
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

Alabama

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"

Louisiana

A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.

Mississippi

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got his license number."

Georgia

A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. The trooper asked, "Got any I. D. ?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

North Carolina

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.

Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make sense to me neither."

And this from South Carolina

"You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't never heard of anyone retiring to the north

I'M MAD AS HELL AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO

This is an insult and a kick in the butt to all of us.



Get mad and pass it on - I don't know how, but maybe some good will come of this travesty.



If the immigrant is over 65, they can apply for SSI and Medicaid and get more than a woman on Social Security, who worked from 1944 until 2004.

She is only getting $791 per month because she was born in 1924 and there's a 'catch 22.'



It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890. Each can also obtain an additional $580 in social assistance,

for a total of $2,470 a month.



This compares to a single pensioner, who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years, can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement.



Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees!



Consider sending this to all your American friends, so we can all be ticked off and maybe get the refugees cut back to $1,012 and the pensioners up to $2,470. Then we can enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 or 60 years.



Please forward to every American to expose what our elected politicians

Have been doing over the past 11 years - to the overtaxed American.





SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW and your elected officials.

IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old

to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing

home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking

five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he's 97 years old

and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks,

especially when they are taken

by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking

is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,

before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,

spent about 400 bucks.

Haven't lost a pound.

Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',

I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,

but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day

is so when you die, they'll say,

'Well, he/she looks good.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,

start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise

the last few years,......

just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,

because there's a lot more information in our

heads.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND
Every time I start thinking too much

about how I look,

I just find a Happy Hour

and by the time I leave,

I look just fine.

You could run this over to your friends

But just e-mail it to them!

ARE YOU A BAD AMERICAN????

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
I Am the Worst Nightmare
I am an American


I believe in God
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products. I don't like paint or dogfood from China.
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,and does not entitle you to anything. GET OVER IT.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to GOD when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the Awesone Harley Davidson Motorcycles.
I don't hate the rich.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you. SO SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!!!!! THIS IS AMERICA
If you were born here and don't like it, you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.
CAN I GET AN AMEN ON THAT ONE????
I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And,no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers licence. I think it's good...And I am proud that GOD is written on my money.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents, a mom and a dad. I believe illegal is illegal no matter what the kawyers think.
I bekieve the AMERICAN FLAG should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!!!!
If this makes me a BAD AMERICAN, the yes, I"M A BAD AMERICAN!!!!!!!
If you are a BAD AMERICAN too, Let your voice be heard
WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK!!!!!!!
WE NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!!!!!!!!

.I THOUGHT YOU GUYS MIGHT LIKE A LAUGH

New Orleans Crabs


A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shorly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, ''Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?''
Not one hand went up.... So she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here.
1. Men never learn.
2. Blondes aern't as dumb as most men think.

Financial Crisis

John Kennedy once said to a assembled group of scholars in the White House, "I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered at the White House - with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone."

The quotes below could prove his point.


When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe
Thomas Jefferson

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
Thomas Jefferson

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
Thomas Jefferson

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
Thomas Jefferson

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Thomas Jefferson

Very Interesting Quote:
In light of the present financial crisis, it's interesting to read what Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
Banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.

Doesn't this sound eerily familiar to what is happening in America today?
No! This is exactly what is happening in America this instant!

DOES GOD EXIST

This is one of the best explanations that I have seen of 'why God allows pain and suffering ...'










A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.They talked about so many things and various subjects.When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said:





'I don't believe that God exists.'





'Why do you say that?' asked the customer. 'Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people?Would there be abandoned children?










If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.'





The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber:





'You know what? Barbers do not exist.''How can you say that?' asked the surprised barber.'I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!''No!' the customer exclaimed. 'Barbers don't exist becauseif they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.'





'Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me.'





'Exactly!' affirmed the customer. 'That's the point! God, too, DOES exist!That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help.That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world.'If you think God exists, send this to other people---If you think God does not exist, delete it!BE BLESSED & BE A BLESSING TO OTHERS !!!!!!!

Mexico Is Angry

This is a good one!!!!!!!!!!!
The shoe is on the other foot and the Mexicans from Sonora don't like it. Can you believe the nerve of these people? It's almost funny.

State of Sonora is angry at Influx of Mexicans into Mexico .
Nine state legislators from the Mexican state of Sonora traveled to Tucson to complain about Arizona 's new employer crackdown on illegals from Mexico. It seems that many Mexican illegals are now returning to their hometowns and the officials in the Sonora state government are ticked off about it. A delegation of nine state legislators from Sonora was in Tucson on Tuesday to say Arizona 's new employer sanctions law will have a devastating effect on the Mexican state. At a news conference, the legislators sai d Sonora - Arizona 's southern neighbor, made up of mostly small towns - cannot handle the demand for housing, jobs and schools it will face as illegal Mexican workers here return to their hometowns without jobs or money..
The law, which took effect Jan.1, punishes employers who knowingly hire individuals who don't have valid legal documents to work in the United States. Penalties include suspension of, or loss of, their business license. The Mexican legislators are angry because their own citizens are returning to their hometowns, placing a burden on their state government.
'How can they pass a law like this?' asked Mexican Rep. Leticia Amparano-Gamez, who represents Nogales. 'There is not one person living in Sonora who does not have a friend or relative working in Arizona ,' she said, speaking only in Spanish.

'Mexico is not prepared for this, for the tremendous problems it will face as more and more Mexicans working in Arizona and sending money to their families return to hometowns in Sonora without jobs,' she said. 'We are one family, socially and economically,' she said of the people of Sonora and Arizona
Wrong!
The United States is a sovereign nation, not a subsidiary of Mexico , and its taxpayers are not responsible for the welfare of Mexico 's citizens. It's time for the Mexican government, and its citizens, to stop parasitically feeding off of the United States and to start taking care of its/their own needs. Too bad all the US states don't pass a law just like Sonora. Maybe that's the answer, since our own Congress will not do anything!

New Immigration Laws: Read to the bottom or you will miss the message...
There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.
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All ballots will be in this nation's language.
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All government business will be conducted in our language.
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Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.
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Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office
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Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs. Any bur den will be deported.
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Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.
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If foreigners come here and buy land... options will be restricted. Certain parcels including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.
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Foreigners may have no protests; no demonstrations, no waving of a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies. These will lead to deportation.
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If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted &, when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged. All assets will be taken from you.
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Too strict?.......
The above laws are current immigration laws of MEXICO !!!
These sound fine to me. NOW, how can we get these laws to be Americ a 's immigration laws??
WAKE UP, AMERICA -
we are losing our country.




IN GOD WE TRUST

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